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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Tak Cukup Oksijen Mengalir Ke Dalam Otak


Here is some light viewing for the CNY Hols.

This is Awe Dogoi giving a talk in a kampong (look at the background setting) to simple kampong folks who will swallow his crap hook line and sinker. It is a quick video.




This guy says Ribena is haram for children because it has alchohol. Habis dewasa boleh minum ke? I think the Ribena and Coca Cola people should sue him for defamation.

Here is a fatwa which says that Ribena is halal.

  • A leading British organisation on Islamic law has issued a fatwa on Lucozade, saying Muslims can drink the soft drink despite it containing alcohol. . . Ribena was also given the all-clear.
  • The company undertook a five-month process to have both drinks declared halal (clean) under Islamic law. The ruling means that Lucozade and Ribena are the first British soft drinks declared fit for Muslims to consume.
  • The company approached the UK Muslim Law (Shariah) Council to rule on whether its products were haram (forbidden by Islamic law).
  • Its chairman, Zaki Badawi, a former adviser on Islam to the Prince of Wales, concluded: "I see no harm in consuming Ribena and Lucozade. . ." .

Awe also says that Coca Cola is haram because

i. Coca Cola memberi sumbangan to Israel to buy bullets.
ii. Coca Cola is haram because it destroys the usus.

Then he says that in America, Coca Cola is used as a toilet bowl cleaner, which is also why they dont sell Coca Cola in Israel.

Well here is a Coca Cola signboard in Hebrew (Hebrew tu bahasa Yahudi bang) in Israel - so says Google Images. So they do sell Coca Cola in Israel.



About Coca Cola being used to cuci jamban only reflects the moron in the You Tube video. Coca Cola has huge amounts of sugar - which makes it very bad for health if consumed in large quantities over long periods of time, just like kuih lapis, dodol, pengat pisang and so on. It is unlikely that Americans will use such a sweet sugary liquid like Coca Cola to wash their toilets. The toilet will become sticky and yukky and attract ants.

You can also use pure lime juice to clean your toilet for a sparkling finish. The danger is the acid in the lime juice could discolour and eat away the toilet bowl. However you can drink the lime juice. It is generally good for consumption.

If he says we should boycott Coca Cola because they "memberi sumbangan" to Israel to buy bullets then the ustaz also cannot fly on Boeing airplanes to go for the pilgrimage in Mecca. Why? Because the Boeing airplane company also manufactures the famous super duper F 15 Eagle jet fighter which is used directly by Israel to bomb and kill the Palestinians. Here is a picture of an Israeli Airforce F 15 jet which is made by Boeing.




So kalaulah boycott Boeing, boleh lah naik kapal laut.

This particular ustaz is getting to be very popular among the kampong people. He is preying on their simplicity. Instead of teaching them useful things that will elevate their status in life, this guy goes around poisoning their minds with these silly stories. He also gets money from his silly ceramahs. He does not do it for free. The sillier the ceramah, the more the kampong people will be entertained. The more money they will put in the donation box.

Unfortunately this guy also gives talks in Kuala Lumpur to the urban crowd. They may include professionals, university students and graduates. What does this mean? This means that some of our professionals, university graduates and students are no better than the kampong folks. They too believe in the crap this fellow throws up.

Would you all like some proof? Just wait for the comments. Mesti ada satu dua ekor who will support this moron.


24 comments:

Jeffry said...

KEHKEHKEHKEH DATS RIGHT BRO!..MAYBE B4 HE START GIVING BULLSHIT HE PEKENE SEBOTOI RIBENA KOT. THEY SHUD SUE THIS BUGGER AWE LA DONDENG COZ HE MMG DOGOI!

sri tribuana said...

i think majority of his followers are malay speaking, i think i m going to translate ur article in my blog. Good piece bro, keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Terbaik.... meme awe dogoi ni pikir pakai kepala lutut bagi ceramah....

norman fernandez said...

Tuan Syed,
i am now spending a few days in Padang Indonesia, land of the Minangkabaus.These must be one of the most welcoming community based on my visit to various parts of Indonesia.Trading is in their blood. Spending a few days here have shown that the folks from Padang are an equal match against Chinese traders and maybe that's why one does not see a dominant Chinese community in Padang.

Anyway coming back to your post, what can be summarised is this. One yang memperbodohkan islam, yang mempersendakan islam is NOT bukan Islam but orang Islam sendiri and particularly people with half baked knowledge talking as though they are an authority in Islam. what is sad is si-kitul-si- kitul macam ini gets good coverage and they become more embolden because those in the audience dont question the bloody fool but listen dengan penuh khuysuk tanpa berani angkat tangan menyoal hujahan dangkal dopes like these.

By the way for a good laugh you should read or listen to Sheikh Ali Goma a fool of equal distinction who is well known for his pronouncements.

Anonymous said...

tepukan gemuruh utk uncle syed... btol2.. sgt la tak berkenan dgn org tua nih... org dtg nk dgr lawak dia, dan loghat ganu yg super kasar.. balik ceramah lupa apa dia cerita sbb asek ingat bodow., natang.. dan ahehm ahem (bunyik yg dia selalu buat)
bila ntah org nk sedar.. haih... takut nak ngatadia sbb dia ustat.. level ulamak maksum agaknya..

mel

Anonymous said...

Salam Dato'.

As you wrote earlier "Don't Blame The Education System"
Maybe a reprise for the uninitiated.

Wassalam

Brubaker

Anonymous said...

I have a simple analysis of the man preaching.

His teaching is good for people who want to progress because there are opportunities left vaccuum by those who accept his sermon.

If semua pandai siapa jadi kuli? Yes give more sermon like this.

Generally human are stupid. If you want to make easy money, be like him and take advantage of these stupid group ( if you have problem with the upstairs/head )

The Eugenist said...

Ahaa... Brother, you hit the right spot where it hurt most.

Was wondering how this dude managed to become an instant superstar "park" lebai"..

gombakharapan said...

Salam Tuan , harap dapat tuan link kan blog sy ke blog hebat tuan , blog tuan tlh sy link kan ke blog saya http://gombakharapan.blogspot.com

kiasu said...

This Awei Dogoi is the "professor" the pride of PAS and the product of his dogoi guru Nik Aziz.

Anonymous said...

Dear Norman Fernandez,
I was in Padang a few years back and had the opportunity to dropped by in one of the ancestral home (rumah gadang). I bought a booked on their history and they are very much related to the chinese ancestry. Their colors for ceremonies are red in color very close to the chinese red. the rumah gadang in on the way from padang to bukit tinggi.

Anonymous said...

i heard him once from a friend and his speech although clueless but the presentation is crisp and funny. same as the other "ustaz" who favors sodomy.
you can full some people some of the time. all of the people all some of the time but not all of the people , all of the time.
may you rot in hell, ustaz azhar idrus.

Anonymous said...

Ustaz macam tu lah orang melayu suka terutama orang orang yang dah pencen kerana mereka tiada hobby lain selain mendengar ceramah.Tak habis habis ceramah.Yang menjadi masaalah mereka nak paksa anak isteri sekali dengar ceramah macam tu.Itu sebab rumah tangga ceria aman damai selama ini boleh menjadi sunyi dan dingin.

Anonymous said...

Hey F Face, dont tell me he is a Pas man?

Anonymous said...

Dear Kiasu and Bro Syed..

It was quite on the contrary actually...this so-called ostad is no longer welcomed in kelantan for pas has put on a gag on him, for being much more famous and popular than the usual crap-spewing sumbangan-collecting verbal cirit pas fellas...

Was told that d Old Man despised this janggut-sampai-ke-dada ostad from terengganu...among other reasons was that this ganu-speaking fella poke fun towards klate pas fellas...so inter-state rivalry and he is not even a pas member but has been collecting handsome bounty during his ceramahs...so klate pas fellas dengki loh awe ni masyuk lebih skit...

He came to our masjed in taman seri gombak the other month and all of sudden there was a large following of this ostad filing our mesjid to the brim...much to the amusement of the local kariahs...we were looking at each other in bewilderment...
And during thr ceramah this posse will repeat his oft remarked jibes against bn and even at pas...i sat tru his ceramah in entirety with some diffculties to comrpehend his thick ganu accent and found out that there's nothing educational or worthwhile to learn from...

Like you said, he aint worth it...the usual cari-makan ularmak or cari-makan ular-dalam-semak...or "ulaq la mak"!!!!

Bad news for people this guy is...

utarawan

Anonymous said...

U should your last line out. So we can see se ekor dua his supporter..

Anonymous said...

That's the main prob in Malaysia.... Many think they can argue anything said by PM n govt. If not demonstration is the answer. But they will never argue any single fact given by Ustaz. Arguing with Ustaz is a big sin. Haram. Somemore Ustaz is an Arab looking man.....So don't dare to debate or argue.

Like you said in your earlier post, do not blame the education system.

PAS know this formula loooooonggg time ago.

Uweyy said...

Bro,

Saya selalu juga ikut perbincangan org berkenaan ustaz ni. Dan selalu tgk ceramah dia Dlm YouTube. Rasa sedih bila dia duk sumpah seranah Dlm masjid.

Anonymous said...

Did you know dis guy got his Degree in Engineering from a US State University?

Anonymous said...

they blame extremists exploiting religion for their agenda! how about ustaz?...exploiting the ignorant

abe ja said...

this is akhir zaman..where ppl like khalid can become exco agama,lim guan eng is nobalized as khalifah umar.

i had been following one or two of his sermons via youtube and fb.my thought;he talks rubbish.nothing intellectual.only good for idiots.treat it like a raja lawak show and you'll be doing ok.

i'd prefer to watch ustaz don daniyal.

Anonymous said...

who actually give him that 'ustaz' title?
is he a real ustaz or merely political ustaz?

Bamboozled said...

I don't know we have a stand up comedy joint here. Somebody please give me the address.

Anonymous said...

Dear Utarawan,

I do remember this dude coming to our kariah in Seri Gombak. Besides from the traffic and parking jam created, the reason why i remember is because the Main Mosque speakers are pointing directly to my bedroom window and was listing from within..

Imagine satu taman dengar.. buat malu jer kat neighbour yg bukan Islam. Doesn't reflect the true teachings of Islam.

Please don't think that our non-muslim neighbours are not listing to the ceramah.. they do most of the time..