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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

No Money No Religion

Khairuddin Plugs The IGP Again

KHALID ABU BAKAR SAMPAI BILA NAK SIASAT KES SKANDAL 1MDB?! NEGARA-NEGARA LUAR SUDAH DAPAT BUKTI-BUKTI SECARA KOMPREHENSIF!!

Saya amat hairan dengan sikap ketua polis negara yang menyatakan kononnya peguam negara suruh pdrm siasat lagi kes skandal 1mdb secara lebih mendalam!!

Pada bulan disember 2014 saya mula buat laporan polis keatas kes skandal 1mdb ini. Dah hampir 3 tahun masih lagi belum selesai siasatan?!

Tapi kenapa negara-negara luar yang saya buat laporan seperti singapura, switzerland, amerika syarikat, hong kong, peranchis serta united 

Sebagai pelapor pada pdrm yang pertama maka dengan ini saya memohon pencerahan dari khalid abu bakar samada pdrm sudah pun menyiasat najib tun razak, rosmah mansor, jho low, riza aziz serta keseluruhan ahli-ahli lembaga pengarah syarikat 1mdb?!

Semua penama-penama ini sudah dipanggil untuk proses siasatan ataupun belum?!

Kalau khalid abu bakar kata siasatan belum selesai; macamana beliau kata saya ditangkap pada tahun 2016 kerana cuba sabotaj ekonomi negara?!

Untuk pengetahuan ketua polis negara saya masih menyimpan semua laporan-laporan media mengenai tuduhan-tuduhan serta fitnah-fitnah beliau yang tidak berasas keatas diri saya secara teramat baik!!

Malahan pdrm telahpun sumbat saya ke dalam lokap serta penjara sg buloh selama 2 bulan!!

Insya-Allah dengan izin Allah swt saya akan berhadapan dengan ketua polis negara serta peguam negara di kamar mahkamah dalam sedikit masa lagi.

Keseluruhan rakyat malaysia mesti memberi kemenangan pada Pakatan Harapan untuk membentuk kerajaan baru malaysia selepas pru14 nanti!!

Pada waktu itu kita tahulah apakah bentuk tindakan undang-undang yang paling sesuai untuk dikenakan kepada keseluruhan penjawat awam yang tidak beretika dan tidak amanah ini!!

Dengan izin Allah swt kebenaran pasti muncul juga akhirnya dan pada waktu itu sama-samalah kita lihat di mana mereka akan berada di atas segala pengkhianatan yang dilakukan pada bangsa, agama dan tanahair!!

Tanpa kompromi dan mempunyai sedikit pun perasaan simpati; semua penyangak-penyangak yang mengkhianati rakyat malaysia mesti dihukum secara tegas, adil serta saksama pada waktu itu!! Insya-Allah!! Amin yarabbal alamin!!

Ikhlas dari;
KHAIRUDDIN ABU HASSAN
Koordinator
Deklarasi Rakyat
26 Jun 2017

After Anti Hysteria Kit Now It Is Shariah Compliant Piss Kit (for men only)

I actually read this last Thursday 22nd June and uploaded it last Friday. I did not want to spoil anyone's Hari Raya appetite. Here is some unbelievable news:




Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka (UTeM) hasilkan alat buang air kecil lelaki 
patuh syariah Suci-Urinal System (SUCI-URiS) yang pertama seumpamanya 

Naib Canselor kata  buang air kecil cetus ilham  penyelidik, diketuai Prof 

peralatan itu dilengkapi 
  • beg simpanan 600 gram
  • bekas tempat membuang air kecil 
  • penyembur air bersih
  • pemegang kemaluan lelaki pelbagai saiz
  • beg urin satu liter dan tiub lapor Berita Harian

membangunkan produk mengambil setahun
memorandum komersialkan produk
Produk mendapat sokongan Mufti Melaka 

My comments : This reminds me of a joke I heard 36 years ago (at age 21) from a cousin of mine who was about eight years old at that time.

A Martian  space ship suddenly appeared out of the sky.  
The spaceship landed.  
The doors opened and a Martian  stepped out. 
A huge crowd gathered to watch.
They became terrified when the Martian walked towards them. 
The Martian looked at them and said,  "Oi, tempat kencing mana?"  

It had been a long journey for the Martians and they did not have a shariah compliant Piss Kit with them.

In closing I just have one question. The Berita Harian report is quoted:

  • pemegang kemaluan lelaki pelbagai saiz

How was the field testing done to derive this data for "kemaluan lelaki pelbagai saiz" ?  

I mean did it go something like this :

"Assalamualaikum.  Untuk mengumpul data  saiz kemaluan lelaki, kami jemput lelaki saiz   10 cm ke bawah berdiri di saluran "Aspirasi"

Bagi lelaki 10 cm hingga 15 cm, sila berdiri di saluran "Inspirasi".

Dan lelaki yang 15 cm ke atas sila berdiri di saluran 'Gergasi'."


Was there any verification done - about the sizes?  
How was it verified?
Was there any cheating?

Were there any control experiments? 
You need a control experiment for things like this.

Folks, do you think my questions are quite stupid?  
You should be quite insane if you did not think so. 

Perhaps the gomen university will one day win the Nobel Prize for this Piss Kit when they come out with the female version. 

Standing room only brotha.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

AmBank, 1MDB fined but no wrong doing committed ?? Malaysia Boleh !




BNM powerless to take further action over 1MDB

admission by Zeti Akhtar Aziz
1MDB one of her toughest moments in office, Sin Chew Daily reported.
Bank Negara did not have the power to prosecute.
we could issue letters of administrative compound 
breaching Bank Negara’s regulations in the 1MDB case
the fines were highest in history,” 
primary objective of BNM in 1MDB to ensure integrity of financial system.
BNM fined 1MDB on April 28
 
Bank Negara very important to country. 
We didn’t want to see it destroyed,” Zeti said.
BNM acted against AmBank, fine of RM53.7m 
breaching anti-money-laundering and counter-terrorism finance
Nov 2015 AmBank paid RM53.7m fine 
breached anti-money-laundering and counter-terrorism finance 
breaches linked to the 1MDB scandal.

FELDA IN INSANE CRISIS

The following is from donplaypuks.blogspot:


http://donplaypuks.blogspot.ca/2017/06/fgvh-2016-profit-plunges-78-chairman.html?m=1


FGVH 2016 PROFIT PLUNGES 78%, CHAIRMAN ISA'S PACKAGE UP 49%, EX-CEO MAVANI WALKS AWAY WITH RM500,000 GRATUITY, GLC'S SITTING ON $7 BILLION SHARE LOSSES, MANAGEMENT IN CRISIS


The EPF has reduced its FGVH holdings to a mere 0.71%, having registered actual losses some RM400 million in a sell-out. Similarly, PNB dumped its 58 million shares, losing some RM173 million.




ISA at daughter's wedding 👆

Selamat Bercuti Hari Raya

This was uploaded last week too. It is still the cuti hari raya.  Here is some Bach. Turn up the volume.  If music is Islamic, then this is it.  



Monday, June 26, 2017

A Tea Cup Without A Storm In Singapore

Hi folks. Here is some interference in other countries' affairs. (Just kidding ah - hands off the trigger.)

Once upon a time a black panther escaped from the zoo in Singapore. This was in the Stone Age. The panther crawled into some drain and refused to come out. The SPCA did not do black panthers. The circus was not in town. So the Singapore Armed Forces were called in. They blew up the panther with dynamite. I recall reading this.  And they talk about using a sledgehammer !

Another time the cable car to Pulau Sentosa malfunctioned and people were left dangling in the air.  BG Lee (the present PM) organised a helicopter rescue of the people in the cable car. Lee became a national hero. Of course he also became the PM.

Singapore lacks excitement. Everyone is so proper.  So when black panthers escape or cable cars malfunction it is really big news. In Malaysia we are the opposite. There is excitement every day. There is too much excitement. The Genting Highlands bus can fly off the cliff and no one cares. 

Another matter has cropped up now in Singapore. It is a family squabble between Premier Mr Lee Hsien Loong and his siblings over the estate of their late father Mr Lee Kuan Yew. It is a really small matter. 

Again the sledgehammer approach is being used (or "dynamite the black panther").

Here is that YouTube video.

My view :  I dont think the dispute has affected Singapore's reputation at all. Singapore's GDP runs into the hundred billions of US$.  It is not dented at all.

Neither is confidence in their government affected in any way.

I feel it is not fair to speak on behalf of dead people. Especially when the reputations of other people are also involved.

A slight intrigue is why did PM Lee Hsien Loong offer to transfer 38 Oxley Road to his sister for a nominal S$1.00 but later sold the house to his brother at fair market valuation ?? Why not transfer the house to his brother for a nominal S$1.00? Or sell the house to his sister at fair market valuation?

Again I doubt this matter is the "most unhappy experience for Singaporeans".

It still appears to be a family squabble. To say that it is now making "baseless accusations against the government" which  "cannot be left unanswered" may be stretching things a tad too far.

Is there really a need for a "Ministerial statement on July 3rd when Parliament sits"?  Its really not even a storm in a tea cup.

Not just Singaporeans but the whole world has great  confidence in Singapore's  institutions and  in their system of government.

It looks like the matter has already distracted the Prime Minister's attention from the everyday task of governing Singapore.  No damage has been done to Singapore. It may not be necessary to fix something that is not broken - yet.

Sometimes great people, good people, great leaders, capable people and (the acid test) people who have achieved great things for themselves, their families, their professions and in their jobs do not realise the great things they have already achieved.  They may not already appreciate how "great" they are.

Do not be arrogant but do pat yourself on the back for the things that you have done. The things you have achieved. The overcoming of the difficulties, the worries, the stress, the financial duress that everyone must or will go through at some point in their lives.  

If you have gone through all this, lived, achieved your objectives, delivered on your obligations, kept to your promises and responsibilities - then you have done some great things indeed.   

"Great leader" is an understatement when describing the late Mr Lee Kuan Yew. He was a gigantosaurus not just as a politician, a prime minister , a leader and statesman but as an intellectual and a learned man.  Few can hold a candle to Mr Lee.  I have read some of his critics. You are pip squeaks.

His son Lee Hsien Loong who has been Prime Minister of Singapore for 13 years since 2004  and has some years in front of him has also done a sterling job. There is no doubt about that. Singapore keeps going from strength to strength. 

My advice to Premier Lee Hsien Loong is to just drop this matter.  I am not a Singaporean but come July 3rd, I dont think the Singapore Parliament has to deliberate this matter.  All sorts of unnecessary issues may come up.

Then people will make rebuttals and counter rebuttals and it will go on. Then someone may take the matter to Court.  Totally unnecessary.

Singapore, South East Asia and the world has benefitted greatly from Mr Lee's great wisdom.  Surely he relied upon the same wisdom when he left behind his final  wishes.   Preserving the wisdom of such a great man will do much more good not just for Singapore but also for the government.   

End of intervention in other peoples' affairs. 

Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir Batin.