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Sunday, July 31, 2016


*Boogey:* I don't know how the chicken got to the other side of the road, but there's no proof that it is on my side. 
Lawyer : Boogey's statement does not mean he needs to know anything about chickens crossing the road.  It is not legally binding on him.

*Dobi:* We have investigated the matter and found no wrongdoing in the chicken crossing the road. The chicken has been cleared of all allegations. In fact, we discovered that the chicken went back to the other side of the road not long after. We are stopping all chicken investigations.

*Kabberup :* We will investigate all those who spread mischief online claiming the chicken crossed the road. By the way we are still investigating the chicken.

*Rahman D:* The chicken needs to wake up earlier if it wants to cross the road without paying toll.

*IQ 3.85 :* Instead of crossing to the other side, the chicken should work two jobs and just learn to survive on this side. The chicken should learn to cook nasi ayam goreng inside the chicken coop. Thats what I did. 

*Kotak Ikan:* We will open another Road Ayam 2.

*Bawang :* We don't care which side it's on. If the chicken did not tutup au_@t, we will hudud the chicken. 
Pemuda :  We believe we met that chicken before.  We will make another report. (p.s. this is our personal opinion.) 

Jho Low :  Because the party is over. 

Stepson :  Because I got thrown under the bus. The chicken escaped.

Cow woman : Cows dont know where chickens go. Or what they do. We claim ignorance.

Croaker : This is an attempt by foreigners to interfere with our chicken crossings.

Prepaids : We need to be paid extra to spin this chicken shit.

Yem See Yay :  Chicken can come to chicken-lice shop. Steamed or roasted?
Yem I See : Chicken can come to banana leaf chicken kari shop. This one for our quota. We will speak to PM.

Bloggers : We dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

US Attorney General :  To serve the warrants. 

*Dr M:* In my time, chickens didn't cross the road.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Remove Magistrate and Sessions Courts From AG - Better Late Than Never

CJ: Unwise for AG to head judicial division of Sessions, Magistrate court

Saturday July 30, 2016

Chief Justice Tun Arifin Zakaria said unwise for AG to head Sessions, Magistrate Court

CJ said (AG) should be relieved from heading Magistrate, Session’s Court.

Chief Registrar should be in charge of this division 

unwise for AG to head Sessions, Magistrate courts 

difficult to pass judgment when prosecutor is senior from AG’s or AG himself. 

like passing judgment against your boss.

Should AG continue to head both, lead to negative perceptions on freedom of judges.

let chief registrar head the judicial division 

My comments :  Actually this has been the system for decades.  

In any good system of justice we must separate between the 

arrest and investigation powers (Police)  
the prosecution powers (AG Chambers) and 
the judicial / deciding authority (the judiciary).

Many people do not know that in Malaysia the magistrates at the Magistrates Courts  and the judges at the Sessions Courts report to the Prosecutor or Attorney General. 

Only the High Courts and above are independent of the Attorney General.

The suggestion by the Chief Justice Tun Ariffin Zakaria is a good suggestion.

WE have to grow up and mature more as a democracy.

I suggest that we should also have the AG and the IGP held accountable to Parliament. Firstly their appointment must be endorsed by Parliament. 
Secondly they should be made  answerable to Parliament on a periodic basis (every 6 months or so) plus they should be summoned by Parliament "upon notice" on major issues that are of public interest. 

There are many levels of democracy. We are still in the kindergarten.

After Checking Pulse And Temperature, Pemuda Chief Gostan

"Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin has distanced himself from the police report lodged by his deputy, Khairul Azwan Harun, over an alleged plot to topple Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak.

Khairy said the police report was done in Khairul Azwan's personal capacity, and did not reflect the party wing's stance, Bernama reported.
"We leave it to the police to investigate it further. As the prime minister said, the police report (made by Khairul Azwan) was done on an individual basis," Khairy was quoted as telling reporters in Batu Pahat, Johor, today.

On Tuesday, Khairul Azwan filed a police report against former Bank Negara governor Zeti Akhtar Aziz, former Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) chief Abu Kassim Mohamed and former attorney-general Abdul Gani Patail."

My comments : I say brader Khairul Azwan, hari ini ngko rasa lain sikit tak kat b*nt*t kau? I think you have just been 'liw@tted'.  

Now your boss says your police report was done in your personal capacity - not representing Pemuda UMNO. Meaning Pemuda UMNO aint going to back you up on this.  The Boogey fellow says 'on an individual basis'.

They are not going to back you up. You are on your own.  Good luck.

Zeti has already consulted a lawyer. Ha ha ha.

Saturday Lite : Fertilising Singapore ?