US STRIKES VENEZUELA, SPECIAL FORCES CAPTURE MADURO AND WIFE

 

 

 

 

CHEGUBARD FIRES FULL SPREAD TORPEDOS. ALL RUNNING HOT. MY ADVICE TO THE ARMY NAVY BOYS.

In submariners lingo "firing a full spread" means  'using the maximum number of torpedo tubes available for an attack'.  Or firing both barrels of a double barrel shotgun at the same time. 

All running hot means  'All the launched torpedoes are active, powered and homing in to the target'

Ok slight digression, to that newly appointed Navy fellow - can you get a proper haircut and a shave? Yo brader you look like a vagrant. Jaga standard lah sikit. 

Chegubard has unloaded another MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs). You have to click the link to listen to him:   https://youtu.be/gzql9up7zuU?si=mAhS11Z9fa7KXd7O

How would we like to see Chegubard as the Minister of Home Affairs someday soon? I think if Chegubard becomes Minister of Home Affairs, all these clowns will crap in their pants. They will jump into the torpedo tubes and get shot out into the sea. Lets keep our fingers crossed and help in the process. 

Here is some advice to the Army, Navy and Air Force boys. First of all I am so glad we are not in a war zone. Our country is peaceful and our neighborhood is relatively peaceful.

• Indonesia is peaceful. 
• Singapore is peaceful. 
• The Philippines is largely peaceful except for some confused folks in the south.
• Thailand is peaceful except for  some confused folks in the south. 
• That kerfuffle over that Hindu temple with Cambodia is a non issue. 
• The Thais are not going to claim Angkor Wat and neither will the Cambodians claim back Ayutthaya. 
• The only problem is Myanmar but that is an internal civil war. 
• Myanmar is at peace with its neighbours. 

So lets be thankful we live in a peaceful neighborhood. Because I dont know how our military boys will perform if the country has to face hostilities. 

Chegubard talks about a long established 'ecosystem' in the military. I will not repeat what he said. You have to listen to him yourself.  Chegubard also talks about the military boys playing golf.  Implying their existence is relaxed. Easy come easy go. Maybe they spend time polishing the paku on their shoulders and their shiny butang baju.

From what I have read, seen and heard so far these military boys are not well versed with handling adverse publicity. When the shit hits the fan, they dont know what to do. Yo brader, the solution is so simple "Jangan buat tahi lah. Apa susah nak faham?" Kalau you buat tahi, one day you will kena. 

One fellow got admitted to the hospital - into the ICU.  The other fellow fumbled his own press conference. Chegubard has raised some pertinent questions about that fellow's press conference. 

Chegubard on the other hand is a master at this game. 
He knows how to handle the media superbly. 
So I think a few more Army and Navy boys may be getting admitted into hospital.

Here is my advice to any of you who are dirty. 

Step No. 1 stop whatever crap you are doing. Get out of the situation now. 
Step No. 2 start cooperating now with the anti-corruption guys, etc. Confess your wrongs, spill the beans, full disclosure and return any money that came to you illegally.

This is the reality - the politicians cannot protect you anymore. 
This is the season of 'Lets Kick Them Out'. 
At every election since 2018  the politicians got kicked out.

 
2018 UMNO/BN got kicked out.
2022 ALL OF THEM got kicked out. Hung Parliament.
2023 Six State elections - the ruling coaltion got their butts kicked. 
2025 Sabah State polls - the ruling coalition got their butts kicked.
2026/27 next general elections - they will get kicked out again.
The politicians will not and cannot protect you anymore.
Because they get KICKED OUT. 

So if you are dirty, you will be exposed with your bontot catching the breeze on the South China Sea.  

Remember this: This is the season of Lets Kick Them Out.  

 

SATURDAY CARTOONS

 

 

 

UPDATED: HAS THE AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI LEFT TEHERAN?

 

Iranian podcaster (in London) Mahyar Tousi claims that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has left Teheran on a special flight headed west. Ali Khamenei has not been seen anywhere by anyone since the turmoil began in Iran on Sunday December 28th 2025. 

There is no country in the wold which will give asylum to Ali Khamenei except maybe Shia majority Iraq. Hence the 'headed west'. Or he could have been flown to a secure bunker closer to the Iraqi border. 

Six days after the street protests began six people have been shot dead. But what is noticeable on the ground is the absence of the Islamic Republican Guards or Basij troops. Police and military personnel have also "defected" to the side of the protesters.

Protesters have burnt down Police stations and damaged Police vehicles. Multiple statues of ayatollahs, leaders and military  "heroes" like Qassem Soleimani have been burnt, damaged or pulled down. Masjids and madrassahs have also been burned down. Videos of these events are flooding Iranian social media. I get a link through Mahyar Tousi, Armin Navabi and other Iranian podcasters.

The whole of Iran is out on the streets. A nation of 90 million people who are totally pissed with the ayatollahs is a very mighty force. The next two days are critical. Make or break.

Dr M says Donald Trump Has Turned The World Upside Down. Really?

Yesterday I read this opinion by Dr M. I have adapted some.

A warning on global power, economic strain and political direction
By   MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
31 Dec 2025 08:00pm

One thing is certain: the turmoil of 2025 will continue in 2026. Mostly, the turmoil is due to one man — the President of the United States. Donald Trump, who won a second term, has turned the whole world upside down.

What has Mr Trump done? He has turned a multipolar world into a unipolar one. He has practically declared war against all countries of the world, big and small. He wants to make the United States of America great again.

My Comments: Making America great again means declaring war against the world? Since when is wanting to make your country great a bad thing? Wasnt that what Dr M was trying to do for 22 years and 22 months? 

The world is now solidly multipolar. China is now No. 1 - occupying its own space in the world. Russia is the world's strongest military super power with Central Asia, large chunks of the Middle East and parts of Europe in its orbit. 

The European Union is split and NATO is weak. And America does not care  much anymore. 

And the Middle East is still burning - on its own.

So Trump has decided to apply high tariffs on imports into the US to reduce the deficits suffered by the country. He wants all American companies abroad to return to the US. These companies will create jobs for Americans and stop relying on imports. For this, he has raised tariffs by up to 150 per cent.

However, he is willing to negotiate on tariff rates, and the negotiations must benefit the US.

Unfortunately for Trump, high tariffs have inflated costs in the US. Only the rich are enjoying a good life there, while the poor are suffering. This is the K-economy.

My Comments: I say man, didnt Trump learn about high tariffs from Malaysia? Didnt Dr M  apply up to 200% tariffs on imported vehicles? Didnt Dr M introduce the APs including for the import of turkeys? Remember that time when the import of turkeys was stopped because of some import permit issue? 

So how come when you put high tariffs on imports it was a good thing but when Trump does it it is a bad thing? And Donald Trump has said it plainly (to India and other countries) - if you lower your tariffs then I will lower mine. Tit for tat. It is called fair trade. Apa lah tak tahu niaga kah?  

And most unfortunately all the high tariffs that Dr M introduced have inflated the cost of living and made the people poorer, especially the Malays. The Malays have been the hardest hit by the super high prices of cars in Malaysia. Thanks to Dr M until today 2026 many Malays can only afford to buy small, tin can cars. But they are paying Toyota Camry prices for those small cars. 

• In the US the new 2026 Toyota Corolla starts around RM100,000. 
• In Malaysia it starts at around RM145,000. 
• That is 45% higher price. 

So Dr Mahathir how can an American (under Donald Trump) who pays RM100,000 for a Toyota Corolla be poorer than a Malaysian who has to pay RM145,000 for the same car? Apa lah tak tahu niaga kah? 

Aid to poor countries has been stopped. Shortages of food and medicine now affect these countries.

My Comments: I say man, when the Americans gave aid we said their aid came with strings attached. If you took their money you had to do what they asked you to do. Its their taxpayers money. But now when they dont give aid it becomes another bad thing? 

The result is mass migration to stable, developed countries. These countries now have to deal with all kinds of problems caused by migrants.

My Comments: This problem seems to affect the Islamic countries more than anyone else. Singaporeans, Taiwanese, Chinese are not mass migrating. 

In Malaysia, parties that lost in the election form the government. They seem unable to deal with inflation and political problems. They restrict discussion on race, religion and the Rulers. They censor the press.

Information technology, especially AI, is corrupting the minds of the young.

My Comments: Really? But so much of the sicky, sicky behaviour is going on in the religious schools. And the religious guys are at pole position in the sodomy, rape and molest cases in the country. Are they addicted to AI too? I thought they did not have the 'I' at all.

So what will 2026 be like? It is not going to be good, as Trump disregards normal rules and laws in international relations. I am not optimistic about 2026. I hope I am wrong. 

DR MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
4th & 7th Prime Minister of Malaysia

My Comments: Lets blame it all on someone else. No need to take any responsibility. Whtever bad happens this year lets blame it on Trump. Whatever good happens lets take the credit. 

Sura 4:79   مَّآ أَصَابَكَ مِنۡ حَسَنَةٖ فَمِنَ ٱللَّهِۖ وَمَآ أَصَابَكَ مِن سَيِّئَةٖ فَمِن نَّفۡسِكَۚ    -  'What comes to you of good is from Allah, but what comes to you of evil, is from yourself'.

But who reads the Quran anyway?